i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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