The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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