his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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