ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i think i have two assholes
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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