i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The uberlube is also flammable
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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