Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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