i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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