Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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