Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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