I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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