it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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