just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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