I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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