So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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