If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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