You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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