ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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