yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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