Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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