Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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