And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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