This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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