She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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