She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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