ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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