you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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