Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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