Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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