Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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