That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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