That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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