Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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