it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Come on in and take your pants off
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