this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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