I want to stick my p in your. b.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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