she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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