I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Fuck appropriateness.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Randomize
