Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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