You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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