She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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