But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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