didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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