just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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