He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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