Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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