I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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