Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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