So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
