i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
