You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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