She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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