I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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