on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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