i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
