I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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