Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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