People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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