well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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